She's Even Faster In The Nude
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She rode her bike so well.
She loved it as most could tell.
But as many men that would find her,
She would quickly put behind her.
So many beaus she left to grieve.
She had many goals to achieve.
Though she had been a lady fair,
With beautiful hair and derriere.
As her suitors eyed her bust with lust.
She would leave them in the dust.
To them she seemed unkind,
But if they wouldn’t respect her mind,
They would quickly find,
She would put them all behind.
Though her skin was soft and alabaster,
She just wanted to ride faster.
She could drop most blokes on any hill.
She was a lady with the strongest will.
Though she gave the men such pain,
Her modesty, she always would retain.
There were few as fast I have to confess.
Even as she wore a proper dress.
She made the strongest of men hurt,
As she pedaled from them in her skirt.
But one day in the rain she did also entertain.
You see her attire got caught up in her chain.
Oh the beauty that it did expose,
That chain that tore off her clothes.
I wish you could have been there,
To see her skin that was so fair.
You see, she wore no underwear.
She quickly untied her beautiful hair.
As she rapidly increased her spin,
It flew behind her in the wind,
What beauty she did exude!
You know –she’s even faster in the nude.
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Thank you so much Sophs. You are so fast yourself. Thank you!
lol...such an unusual and amazing poem...and the presentation is excellent! Just great how you found a picture so perfect for each stanza....wonderful work...!
Oh Myownworld- you bring such joy today. Thank you!
Mick, Sir! you have done it again, made me laugh out loud and also made me remember an old childhood, woulda got a whippin if the old man woulda heard it.
"She was comin round the mountain doin 90 miles, when the chain on her bicycle broke, now she's layin in the grass with a handlebar in her ass, and her titties playin Dixie on the spokes"
Thanks for the laugh you did a fine job of bringing it out!
Dust
Micky-
Cycling in such a terrible rush
Did she even have time to blush?
Brilliant work:)
50 Caliber Dusty Dude- that poem was what I started out with! I had those first words written down. I was trying to make a tribute to the old childhood poem but respect and adoration got in my way! For "us" though- it was a sprocket -not handlebar! Thanks Bud. Ah- the memories!
Itakins- she made all the men smile,
Mile after mile!
Thank you.
What a fun and lovey poem, Micky! thanks :)
Nicely done:) Thanks Michael for sharing! You are very talented!
Hey Micky fantastic poem, I'm truly impressed.Thanks for sharing with us all. Godspeed. creativeone59
I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s- thank you for stopping by.
Tim-Tim- You are always such a delight. Thank you dear!
Creativeone59- thank you as always.
You are all so very kind. Thank you!
hey i loved the pictures and the poem ...... brilliant.
Thank you very much Poetlorraine. You look so peaceful flying here in MickyDeeville!
The posters are lovely, like your poetry they are a work of art. :)
2uesday- You are a Ruby 2uesday. You are a work of art. God still has you on His easel too.
Oh that was so funny and so perfectly flowing, just like her hair. How on earth did you find such great pictures of ladies cycling long ago? They were ace.!
Thanks Micky, as always, Dim.x
Oh it is so nice to have you in "these parts". I love the old cycling posters. I wish I had more of the real stuff. Thank you Dim.
Ha! This was freaking great! Made me laugh! You are very talented in writing Mickydee! Loved this...though when I saw the title..I was like "Uh-oh...what has he been writing about now?" He he he
GOOD JOB--I AM RATING UP UP UP!:) I am also laughing my head off at 50 Calibur's comments-they are so hysterically funny also!
Hey Ghost. I'm really glad you like it. The title is the ending but it's a good "lure" too huh? Dusty and I had the same childhood in too many ways. That poem is etched into each boy's brain- from our era anyway. 50 Caliber and I have tourette's syndrome. He has it on HP and I have it in person.
I love both of you guys and think your both so funny and smart! Yes! Excellent LURE! And I hope it LURE'S many to see this great poem and your work! ROCK ON MICKYDEE!
Unchained Grace left you a message on "Dude-don't flush that dollar," and I left you one quite awhile ago! Thanks Mickydee for never being a pretender or a fake...you got God in you and you don't even realize it. Thats why I love you so much!
Hi, Mickey, ha ha that was great! and I loved the pictures. you always come up with something new. loved it. cheers nell
Nell, Nell, my belle! Thanks for coming by on a Saturday night! Actually- I'm here every Saturday bight. Oh well. I gotta be somewhere. Thanks. It's always warmer when you stop by.
beautiful poem, and story, and pictures.
Hi Micky Dee, I love the rhymes, images and the beautiful woman -- fast but faster in the nude, charming I bet -- but she is in for a racing hehe, Thanks and you take care! Great work and this is beautiful, Night, Maita
nice posters.The last bike should of been a two seater.
Thanks Benson Yeung. I appreciate your stopping by. Stay "Yeung at heart"!
Prettydarkhorse-You are so great to see. Thank you again. Take care.
Dream on- you may be right. Let's dream on!
So fun to read! You really having fun with your bike, right? And those pics so unusual, but fit very well. Thank you, Micky, to gave me smile when I read this. ^_^
Thank you Freya. It is always so nice to see your pretty face. Thank you Dear!
A really enjoyable read and look! Thanks Mickey. I'm going to link it to my cycling Hub, modest though it is (mine, I mean, LOL).
Love and peace
Tony
Thanks Tony. I've gotta link back to you and Drwibble, Funride, and so on! Thanks
What a collection! Bicycle mystique and romance. Very much enjoyed, thanks
Thank you Tom.Really nice to see you over here in MDville! Thanks
Oh, what a clever poem. Is that the sort of thing you think up while riding all those miles on your bike? Very clever and funny too. Thanks!!
I just feel like riding on your beautiful sentiments - well done, Micky...
Hi mbwalz. Thank you for stopping by. I do think of all sorts of things including poems. I solve all the world's problems out there but forget the solution when I return. I miss your work. I'm sure you've been busy. Thanks
Thank you Moulik Mistry. If you like it-it makes me feel good. Thanks!
This poem is an absolute gem.
You have a fine and keen sense of poetry..
Thank you Debarshi Dutta. I appreciate your kind words. I do, indeed, like your work as well. Thanks for stopping by and being on hubpages.
Great poem, it was a page turner to the end.
Thanks Deborah Demander. I appreciate your getting over into this neck of the hubs. Thanks a lot!
Good poem!! I enjoyed your selection of pictures too.
Great posters! You were able to keep her virtue and reputation intact throughout while proclaiming her indomitable racing skill. Nicely done. Lady Fair and Derriere. What a trip. =:)
Thank you so much Coolmon. I'll come see you soon.
Oh Winsome,I win some and I lose more. Thank you very much for your kind words. I'm glad you enjoyed the trip!
Ah, Lady Gooddriver in a schwinn schwinn situation for all the drooling men pedaling behind her. I suppose many an inner tube was quite over inflated on that day... A very amusing hub...with spokes included...lol~~~MFB III
Hahaha I got a laugh outa this one. Man, you have a small fortune there in vintage posters. Love 'em. Nice one Mick
Nice MFB- it was a schwinn schwinn situation indeed! Let's not inflate our inner tubes! Thanks Bud.
Ralwus my man-o-man, you have certainly been scribing some fantastic stuff. Can't wait for your next installment! Thank you sir.
Excellent work Mick Dee, I loved it. LOL
Pmccray- thank you for stopping by. I'm so glad you liked it. See you in Pmccrayland soon enough!
What a fantastic poem. I loved the rhythm and photographs too! Love it all.
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Thank you very much Yenajeon. It's very nice to see you. Thanks for stopping by.
That was really entertaining and the pictures are great.
Thank you very much Tammy. Take care!
Now, tell the truth Micky; you found the pictures first and than wrote the poem, right? No matter what the order is, both are beautiful and I much enjoy it.
Hi Petra Vlah. In a manner of speaking you're right. I collect anything like old posters about cycling. Almost all of these posters I only have in this miniature form. I have some that are reproductions. I was in the bike industry.
But in a manner of speaking -no. I was driving to food or a tattoo, or riding my bike, and kept trying to think of a variation of 50 Caliper's poem. Most boys have heard that coming up. I actually wanted to start with the first verse, at least, but I couldn't surround it, or I couldn't expound on it and the poem turned out as you see it here.
I then went back and started inserting the pictures from a file in my computer. At first they were in a little different order. I put them in "an order". And then I saw that a couple pictures would be better here or there.
The first picture was different at first and I tried to center the pics around the words better. I like the first pic to be "great" but I thought the one with her standing beside the bike was best- "loving and admiring" her bike.
So in answer to your question- yes and no! Thank you Ma'am!
This tittle made me curious. I also impressed with all the picture. And you had done it well, my friend. Good work
I think you were a little puzzled by the title huh Prasetio? Quite often I might consider the last line to be the title or the title to be the last line. Thanks Prasetio.
What a fantastic read , and what wonderful imagery to go with it. Thanks for posting!
Thank you Xonica. Thank you much for stopping by. You take care!
You are just so amazing Mik :)
Fantastic verses and fantastic pics! Hope you catch her ;)
Thank you dear Blaise. You are so nice. Thanks!
Cyclists of the world - Rejoice!!!! I loved this poem! And the great pictures which suit it so well. Is is just me or were there all kinds of possible double-entendres throughout this? Sure felt like it. Or maybe my mind is a cesspit! LOL! Either way, it's all good!
Oh Cheeky Girl. You are so cute. I had a double-entendres once and had to change my depends! Thank you for coming by.
The title got my attention, the poem was fun and well done, and the pictures were perfect!
Thank you Duchess. As a matter of fact- your title always gets my attention! I have a title too but I can't tell anybody! Thanks
Thanks Micky Dee, but now you have me wanting to know what you say you can't tell us! A mystery to be solved!
I bet 50 Caliber can tell you a couple titles I might have. I'm too much of a gentleman (on hub pages anyway) to say.
I enjoy reading this hub. Lovely poem coupled with nostalgic pictures. Well done!
Hi Jasonycc. You two are such a lovely couple. That's a pretty picture of you. Thanks for coming by and commenting.
This had me laughing and giggling out loud! Very very fun and playful wording!! I liked it ALOT!:)
Thank you so much Summer Steward!
For you Micky Dee... anything.. hehe
SummerSteward- you are a mess! I used to do "head-stands" -kind of some yoga stuff going on- but my hair started falling out. I have this bald spot coming in because I stood on my head too much.
Actually there is something about being upside down that increases the blood flow to my brain and allows me to create more poetry. I know it's weird. But the doctor totally told me that. He also said that I look like a better person when I am upside down dressed like a goth vampire. I am not sure though if he's really a "doctor" because this too was on Halloween at a local pub called Norms with some insane reggae punk rock band. Actually it may have even been the lead singer who told me that. hrmm. But he had a stethoscope.. and a nurse bringing him shots.? He even took my blood pressure. True story.
I was not notified that you returned. It's got to help some thinking at times! I think I have agoraphobia Summer. I mostly ride my bike when I leave the house. You are so nice. Thank you Dear!
That was awesome, the posters, your way with words, will look forward to reading more of your Hubs,bravo.
Thank you NamVetRich! It's good to see you. I'll come over your way to check you out soon!
That was great! Glad I found it!
KFlippin! It is so great to see your avatar! God bless you!
Micky - not only a fun poem but it's surely true according to physics that clothing just slow her down, creating friction and resistance. (and much less - ahem - resistance when not there!) Cute, Micky!
Thank you Nellieanna! You're right on all counts!
wonderfully delightful piece here, sorry for being so late, lol, I got six months of catch to here! well, back toreading! ~aloha~
Sa'ge! Don't read it all now! Save some for winter! Oh- you don't have winter in Hawaii.
Hello Micky,
Good Larf ! very professional your presentation !
jandee
sophs 2 years ago
What a delightful poem, this made me smile. Great work Micky :) and great pictures.