Tarwheels Biking And Union Groovin' In August 2010 And Terrible Jokes!
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!
What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Hold my purse.
A good scapegoat is nearly as good as a solution to the problem.
The things that come to those who wait may very well be
the things left behind by those who got there first!
A man told his doctor he broke his arm in several places.
The doctor said, "Don't go there anymore!"
How to drive someone crazy:
send an email message saying, "Disregard last message."
George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France,
resulting in linoleum blown apart.
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Did you notice that the Roman numerals for 40 are XL?
We went to a general store but we couldn't buy anything specific!
The convict was about to go to the electric chair.
He called his lawyer for advice.
His lawyer said, "Don't sit down!"
Power corrupts!
But we need the electricity.
Nowadays every Tom, Dick, and Harry is named Michael!
Henry Ford, despite his great wealth, never owned a Cadillac.
We never grow up!
We only learn how to behave in public.
These days, an "all nighter" means I didn't have to get up to pee.
I must be getting old.
I can throw a party and the neighbors don't know.
Memory is what tells a man his anniversary was yesterday.
Half of all the people are below average.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name
is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
How long a minute is depends on
which side of the bathroom door you happen to be.
What do all men in singles bars have in common?
They're married.
He who hesitates could be miles from the next exit.
A church going Texan thinks that when he dies,
he'll be allowed to stay in Texas.
Can I play the AM radio in the evening?
There's a new restaurant on the moon!
Great food! No atmosphere!
Somebody found out that I was agnostic.
They burned a question mark on my lawn!
Why do bag-pipers march when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise!
My short term memory is not what it used to be.
Also:
My short term memory is not what it used to be.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
Never trust a dog with your food.
I knew Morse Code.
But my tap dancing drove me crazy!
If time heals all wounds,
how come the belly button remains the same?
I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true!
Early to bed, early to rise,
and your girl-friend goes out with other guys.
The same candy bar that rots your child's teeth,
is a wonderful source of quick energy for adults.
Did you hear about the optician?
Two glasses and he made a spectacle of himself!
Long ago men beat the ground with sticks.
It was called witchcraft.
Today we call it golf.
For more cycling stuff click yourself down right here!
August 14, 2010-The Saturday Carrboro B Ride and Terrible Jokes
August 15, 2010 Sunday DG Bicycle Ride- North Carolina Tarwheels
Bike Fest 2010- A Tarwheel Bicycle Ride -15th Annual Rural Heritage Tour
Heaven Is Knockin' On All Four Doors! -Union Groovin' 8-4-10
July, A Month Of Wednesdays (And A Couple Saturdays)-Tarwheels
Stem-O-Rama Bicycle Ride- July 17, 2010 Stem, NC-Tarwheels
Ode To The Rattleheadedcoppermoccasin! -Tarwheels
June 26, 2010- Chatham County Habitat For Humanity 3 Ring Cycle Bicycle Ride
An Ode To Tarwheels! And The Union Groovers Meet the Mebanites! June 23, 2010
Squirrel Nut Zipping to Saxapahaw-Tarwheels Ride Again! June 16, 2010
June 12, 2010 Tarwheels & The Ken Har Memorial- Rawhide Bike Ride
June 9, 2010-Tarwheels-Union Groovin' And Listening To The Fiddleheads On Lemon Grass!
Micky's Dominatrix-And A Tarwheel Saturday Bike Ride May 5, 2010
She'll Follow Me Anywhere! A Poem And A Saxapahaw Bike Ride June 2, 2010
Cycling-May 26, 2010 Union Groovin'- Crawford Dairy Loop! With Cue Sheet
Assault On Mount Mitchell 2010-A Virtual Tour
Cycling-May 12, 2010 Union Groovin' and Mebane Espressin'
Cycling-May 9, 2010-Hillsborough To Yanceyville-79 Miles
Cycling-May 5, 2010-A Ode to-Union Groovin' To Saxapahaw!
Cycling-May 2, 2010-Raven Rock Ramble-107 miles
April 23, 24, 2010 Carrboro Tarwheels and The Bicycle Wheel Of Adam O'Neil
An Ode To Three Possums In The Middle Of The Road
April 20, 2010 Jose Is Back! Back In The Saddle! Back On The Bike! Back!
April 18, 2010 Hillsbros Playtex Cycling Team-Gets Juice-61 Hard Miles
April 17, 2010 Solo Ride, Tarwheels Ride, Solo, Time Trial, No TT, Solo
April 10, 2010-Two Rides-97 Miles But It Felt Like 98
April 7, 2010 Union Groovin' To Saxapahaw, Carolina Tar-wheels Meet Miami Biking
Gang and Buena Vista Social Club
March 31, April 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010 Bike Rides-Carolina Tarwheels
What Happened To Wednesday's Ride? 01-12-10
March 2010-Almost Spring Bike Rides-Plus On The Road Bike Repair Tips
Marquis de Sade-Bob Scofield's Ride 2010
Bike Fest 2010- A Tarwheel Bicycle Ride -15th Annual Rural Heritage Tour
The Playtex Cycling Team
I'm Dreaming Of A White Bike Ride
12-14-09 Solo-Stereo-Winter-Ride
12/03/09 Cycling Photos and A Lesson On Photo Repair
Mickey's Favorite Bicycle "Descending" Videos
Mountain Biking Unaka
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Hey SilverGenes! You are so neat! Look out for grenades in your kitchen!
My sides are hurting you made me laugh so much. I like the one about getting old and the xerox one. Lol.
The pictures show just how gorgeous the scenery is also.
Thanks for the glimpse into your ride...looks like a lot of fun.
Thank you poetvix! There are some jewels in there. God bless!
o Micky. you are so funny. you make my day. and the places you ride through always look so lovely.thanks for another great road trip xx
Hello, my brother. How are you today? I hope you always fine and healthy. Wow...after check this hub, I just wanna say: you have to grateful live in this place. Beautiful scenery along the road surrounding by the green grass and tree. That would be a wonderful trip for you and your friend in the pictures. Thank you very much. Vote up as usual.
Blessing
Dim my Dear! It's just some brain-damage. My teachers told me my sense of humor was warped.
Yo Prasetio! I know you're young enough to be my son but I want to be just like you when I grow up! God bless Prasetio!
Teachers also told Winston Churchill that he would never amount to anything.............In your case and mine, though I think we maybe do have a warped sense of humour, so did my Dad and it´s simply the best!!! x
It's a pretty good sense of humor even if skewed a little. I love you Dim! God bless!
Mic, more good funnies to escort your pics to the end, keep them coming! Dusty
Yo 50 Bro! "I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!"
Hello Micky, the old jokes are always funny. I liked the photos too. Another good and funny hub. Thanks.
Oh Hummingbird! It's so nice to see a Hummingbird today! Thank you Dear!
SilverGenes Level 4 Commenter 20 months ago
I'm enjoying this far too much - " linoleum blown apart" was my favorite! Thanks for another fun ride! :)