Where Does Satan Dwell?
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What If Satan Inhabited People?
What if Satan crawled up out of the core of fire?
This is so improbable- and I'm offering most Americans a choice of the person or political affiliation that Satan would inhabit if Satan could. I didn't include any third party politicians because - let's face it -there aren't any that matter. Right?
Of course this is such a stretch that we have to have to close our eyes and try really hard to imagine! Is everybody ready? Let's all try to imagine where Satan would live if he could live anywhere!
Where Does Satan Dwell?
Where does Satan dwell?
They say in a fiery hell.
But as far as I can tell,
He’s here and doing well.
He takes so many forms,
Of unusual shapes and norms.
You might see him today, you see,
Right on your own TV.
He isn’t ruled by laws like us.
He may sit next to you on a bus.
It could make someone sad.
To think Satan could be someone’s Dad.
He might live inside your Mama.
He might visit President Obama.
I know he’s close with all the Bushes.
I think He’s been inside their tushes.
He’s insatiable for souls to consume.
He’s certainly prospered in our courtroom.
He’s lived in undertakers.
He’s lived in our lawmakers.
So many “forms” we hate to address,
He’s lived in the Halls of Congress.
He might be the secretary of State
Trying to teach us all to hate.
You think you’ll know Satan when you meet.
But you can’t see Him on Wall Street.
The possibilities seem to never cease.
I’ve seen Satan inside of our police.
You think you know Him by the clothes He wears.
The words he chooses or by the way he swears.
You think you know Satan by the way He smells.
You think you know him by the wares he sells.
Satan isn’t that dumb, he’s smarter than you.
He may not wear a tattoo or two.
He won’t let you see him practice voodoo,
In fact he’ll take on a form like you.
He’ll tell you lies as he looks in your eyes,
All fairy tales you should recognize.
You’ll trade the cow for some beans before you realize,
Satan is real and your soul is the prize!
Satan might be your favorite teacher.
Satan might be a priest or preacher.
Now you may think how sinister,
To imply He could be my minister.
But He might be sitting in a pew.
He might be living inside of you.
From all that I can see,
There’s nowhere he cannot be.
You think you know evil when you see it.
You probably don’t- and may even “be it”.
You might invite Him to have some tea.
You see, He might even be- a She!
Look in the mirror and see what you see.
You’d better ask yourself, “Is it me?”
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shop-lifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits In 1998 alone
84 were stopped for drunk driving
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that
perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the
rest of us in line.
Michele Bachmann
Michele Bachmann has become well known for her anti-government tea-bagger antics, protesting health care reform and every other government “handout” as socialism. What her followers probably don’t know is that Rep. Bachmann is, to use that anti-government slur, something of a welfare queen. That’s right, the anti-government insurrectionist has taken more than a quarter-million dollars in government handouts thanks to corrupt farming subsidies she has been collecting for at least a decade.
via Michelle Bachman: Welfare Queen – Truthdig.
Bachmann isn’t alone in her selective socialism: EWG found that the top four districts receiving the largest ag payments are represented by conservative Republicans.
1. 3rd district of Nebraska (Rep. Adrian Smith – Republican) – $1,736,923,011 in subsidies go to 51,702 recipients.
2. 1st district of Kansas (Rep. Jerry Moran – Republican) – $1,315,979,151 in subsidies go to 75,802 recipients.
3. 4th district of Iowa (Rep. Tom Latham – Republican) – $1,288,622,912 in subsidies go to 35,696 recipients.
4. 9th district of Texas (Rep. Randy Neugebauer – Republican) – $1,227,192,312 in subsidies go to 21,290 recipients.
Quotes by Political Idiots
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread & butter will be
cut from right under your feet."
- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin.
"Without censorship things can get terribly confused in the public
mind."
- General William Westmoreland, during the war in Viet Nam.
"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
"China
is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Former French President Charles de Gaulle
"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
- U.S. Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole
"Traditionally most of Australia's
imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery.
"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
- Clinton aide
George Stephanopolous speaking on "Larry King Live"
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the
question: Would you sleep with Former US President Bill Clinton?
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"
One day George Bush is going to give a speech at an
Elementary School. He asks the teacher what the children are studying and she
replies that they are learning about Greek Tragedies. So the President decides
to talk about Tragedies. He asks a student, "What would you consider to be
a tragedy?"
The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a
ball into a street and gets run over by a car and dies."
Bush responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an
accident." Then Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.
The kid says, "If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all
die."
This time Bush says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a
great loss." So again Bush asks another kid to give an example of a
tragedy.
The kid responds, "If you and Dick Chenney are on Air Force One and it
crashes."
"Right!" says Bush to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how
did you ever know that?"
Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know
it's not a great loss."
There were these two priests who rode bikes to
church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without
his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said,
"I don't know, but I think it got stolen!"
The other priest said, "Well what you do is read off the Ten Commandments,
and when you get to "Thou shall not steal" someone will confess to
the crime."
The next time the two saw each other the priest had his bicycle back. "I
see you got your bike back! Did you do what I said?" the one priest said.
The other said, "Well kind of, when I was reading the commandments and I
got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, I seemed to remember where I had left
it."
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in
the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the
FBI, and the Chicago Police.
The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which
was released into the forest.
The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They
questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned
the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no
apologies. The rabbit deserved it.
The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear.
The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted
his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned,
the youngster told him among other things, that he cured Miss Ferguson, an aged
and wealthy spinster, of her chronic indigestion.
"My boy," said the old doctor, "I'm proud of you, but Miss
Ferguson's indigestion is what put you through college."
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they
will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they
will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the
attorneys as they did to the rats.
3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won't do.
Gee Dubya
Our prez in action. Now if anyone thinks I'm playing favorites - I've never voted for a winner. But folks- come on now!
Preacher Tilton
Warning: For those of you who are sensitive!
Above is a video that many might say is gross. If I didn't think this man is full of Satan I wouldn't have it here. Just because you say you love Jesus -doesn't make it so!
This man is evil! This is where Satan dwells!
In 1991, Diane Sawyer and ABC NEWS investigated Tilton and two other Dallas-area televangelists, Larry Lea and WV Grant. The investigation was assisted by Trinity Foundation president Ole Anthony. It was broadcast on ABC's PrimetimeLiveon November 21, 1991. The investigation found that Tilton's ministry threw away prayer requests without reading them, keeping only the accompanying money or valuables sent to the ministry by viewers, garnering his ministry an estimated US $80 million a year.
Ole Anthony, a Dallas-based minister whose Trinity Foundation church works with the homeless and the poor on the east side of Dallas, took an interest in Tilton's ministry after some of the people coming to the Trinity Foundation for help told him they had lost all of their money making donations to some of the higher profile televangelists, especially fellow Dallas-area minister Robert Tilton. Curious about the pervasiveness of the problem, the Trinity Foundation got on the mailing lists of several televangelists, including Tilton, and started keeping records of the many types of solicitations they received almost daily from various ministries.
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Micky, you will never disappoint me since I do not have any expectations of you.
I know it took a long time to put this together.
You have a valid point in this presentation.
O Micky, How do you do it?? I'm nodding my head as I'm reading about all the places Satan could be dwelling. I'm right there with you, then suddenly I'm howling with laughter..You are incredible.. The video is so funny it's unfair to make my sides hurt so much. Love you, man.
Micky
A good one:)
Micky, you blew me away with this one. You did your research and put your own self in there and came out with a good one. Ya gotta lose that clown with the ponytail, though. Keep up the killer Hubs and I can't wait for the following. I love the videos and the photos. Freakin' hilarious!
Truly a work of art and love Micky, I also will check the videos later, but what a feast mate!
You worked hard on this and I thank you.
john
Very good Micky, my wig off to you. LOL. I enjoyed it.thanks for sharing. Godspeed. creativeone59
Standing Ovation for Micky! I can't agree more! Thank for the laugh. ^_^
You see sir,there is a place i know Satan dwell,might be wrong but the man in charge of the rock has been sick for months,in fact he left his family without notice and spent three solid wasted months in Arabia,when the peace makers began canvasing for a swap,he was flown back in what looked like the Air force 10,oxygen tank and few Voodoo attached,but there was a change before he got home,we call it GOODLUCK.Anyway the masses are now calling on Turai to speak if this man cannot speak.I guess you don't know where this rock is but listen, i think you made a point above Micky...
"My boy," said the old doctor, "I'm proud of you, but Miss Ferguson's indigestion is what put you through college."
ASO ROCK...it is a place like the white house.
hahahahaaaaaaa! This was so in ya face truthful--the evangelist made me want to PUKE-but the farting they dubbed in through the tape-made me see satan--amazing of how adding a few hundred toots to a speech can project to the viewer who this someone is and who they follow-right? The kid joke at the end made me laugh! Exposure of darkness through this one!
You left a comment above-Many folks are not aware of how they can be used by the dark side" Strangely, I was just saying this to Twistyy...about someone who has been tricked by satan in 'light'...you are so rock on with this statement as well! Say yes to GOD! Say NO to Goddard!! LOL
Oh Geez, I have heard about this before when it came to Congress but you can bet your bippy all of them did not get anytime. I love the poem and laughed my butt off about Satan being inside Bushes, Tushes lolololo !!! :D
He's everywhere, he's everywhere .. he sure is MickyDee. The poetry was great as always and the humor was uniquely YOU! Still shaking my head in wonder and laughing at the pictures and the creativity of one MickyDee.
Ha aha ! Hi Meckenzie!;) I forgot to mention that you telling people about Unchained Grace Ministries was awesome too-it was late--I was sleepy..sorry :(
GW ... huh ... I missed something ... but that's ok. I told people because I wanted to and because I know it to be an extremely needed and valid ministry ...
p.s. MickyDee and Unchained Grace when I said I was laughing at the pictures ... I didn't mean the pony tail guy! :0)
Hi, Mickey, brilliant as usual! the bit about congress suprises me not!! look at my government, England, they are all a load of money grabbing b...ds!! my brother had to sell his house, because of inheritance tax, 20,000 pounds, about 35,000 dollars, just because he inherited it from our aunt, even though he had been living there for 20 years!! and what do they do with it? dip there porky snouts in it for second homes, and plasma TVs. arghhh! but then I watched the dubya video, and was crying with laughter! you genius you!! thanks again, nell
LOLOL!!!So 'In God you trust' ! But it seems God doesn't trust America.
I LOVED this hub, Micky !! Cheers !! :)
Love is the Law, Love under Will. I hope you can understand that. Don't go looking for God. Better look for your real self.Begin loving yourself, and you'll see how easy you'll find happiness and joy.
I can't get cold, I'm too hot ! LOL
Beautifully done Micky Dee! I'm lost with words...Satan does live amongst us & sits on the front row of every church on Sundays...People think he can't come in there but he is there relegiously.....
I hope you find your way ! Don't feel sorry. I enjoy reading you ! :)
I actually have satan's address. It's in Colorado. I can give you the street number. Oh wait. That's my ex husband. The devil. You were talking about Satan. It's true that satan will lure us with sweet words, and tickle our ears. He says exactly what we want to hear. Nice job. Again.
you are so right, Satan is everywhere, clever enough to fool many he does not exist..... loved this bravo
satan has his people also, are in this world, past and future. and he and his followers will be destroyed by jesus and god in the last days-armaggedon, the great day of judgement-and lake of fire....
this is hard work Mick, hehe, but true indeed, I saw them already, they are all there -- up up, look at their fingers. I am happy to be back and reaidng hubs again YEHEY, take care, maita
Wonderful poem, great editorial all the way through. I especially liked the poll for Clinton (not again, lol). And bravo for activating for vets again.
Good stuff, keep it up. :)
Slainte (cheers, more or less) :)
No boyfriend yet, hmm, I am concentrating on hubs hehe, just kidding, the bf will just come if it is GODS will, hehe, i like that rhyme you said kissing on the tree hehe -- no tree at dallas hehe, And you have been through a lot Mick, now is always the beginning, I wish you to be happiest, indeed, Maita
This is provoking poem. As a religious person I would not cooperate with all the things influence by satan. I don't give my heart to satan. thank you very much.
Satan dwells in many places, Crawford Texas, a cave somewhere near Pakistan where Satans been Laden a while,
in the congress and senate he's a regular answering all the greedy needs, in quite a few churches that claim to be holy but are ripe with hypocrisy, in Sarah Palin's wink, in the pants of many of our leaders, where he's always trying to possess any women who who wants to sleep with a bigwig...
He sleeps in the bottom of a bootle of liquor, and when it's empty he invades the mind of the imbiber. He rides the
carousel of every barrel of all guns, vehemently throwing out brass rings full of lead to make the shooter a future resident of Hell. He beds with the boys on death row, grinning maniacally at them in their dreams, and he's often found hawking the innocent girls and boys who get stolen in the white and black slave trade. He's probably in all of us as well, but some of us have the strength to keep him trapped in our appendix, rather then in the next chapter of our lives. Great hub Mickey.~~~MFB III
You've hubbed the truth micky d, the enemy dwells in mankind. I refuse to use the proper name of the enemy, because I give him no honor.
We are sheep lead by the enemy's minons, all aching to fill their already full coffers with our hard earned coins and everybody elses. I don't think there is one politico that's not on the take from some fat cat organization or union. Now they've taken away our right to vote.
I see socialism on the horizon, those who cry "socialism" today haven't the faintest idea of what it is, because we've never lived under it. I fear the future holds elitism for us all. This was a geat and humorous hub.
awesome stuff, really touching, Micky Dee
God Bless
Good article; I found the section on the United States Congress very interesting and scary; That section of this article provides additional reasons why most of congress should be voted out of office, and replaced with real people who have actually held a real job in the real world; Thank you for writing this article.
You put allot of work into this hub! Very informative!
MICKY, I LAUGHED SO HARD AT PREACHER TILTON, I ALMOST LET A F+++
tHIS IS WHY I DON,T BELONG TO ANY ORIGANIZED RELIGION.GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL THE HYPOCRITES IN HIS OWN TIME, AND MFBlll RIGHT ON !!!!!!!!!!!
great hub good question, i think i have been here before, but read in more detail this time.
yes it's true I have been known from time to time to write sad epigrams BUT real sadness, Mister Dee Sir of Mickey, enters my life when I am unable to preach the gospel of your hubs to the masses (and the great unwashed) BUT then again that never happens - I am always happy because you are in my life and the masses and the great unwashed already know about you!
Such is the yin and yang in life - this is a hall of fame sub here by the way - does Satan know?
I find it hard to love myself, so many things looking back I should have done and didn't but I know I love Jesus and He loves me and from the much bible study I did years ago, Satan is alive and well and will only be held down out of the picture for most of the thousand year reign we Christians have with Christ helping as the body of Christ in the 1000 year Millennium,(there is a scripture somewhere of something like doves in this 1000 year reign in, out and about on earth although our city is with Christ above New Jerusalem, I can't help but feel that is us but only a guess)but Satan will be loosed a little season, not on us, we are spirit no worries there but the earthly alive ones for a season it says, for everyone must be tempted and make their choice-good or evil, Satan or God. Jews only have the earthly promise. Then Satan's time will be up, his end will come and all his followers with him. That is my understanding.
Yes he is here but he will be restrained most of the millennium until the end to tempt the ones born he has never had a chance to tempt.Ones born in the 1000 years. Really we all have to make a choice and much of that thousand year reign the people will be working putting the earth back in order, destroyed by much war. I know God could just speak it but we don't have the answer there it is simply what it says and people will live very long lives. I studied Revelation and Daniel years ago and there is much there to learn. I too have seen satan in many people, personally I don't think God tells me to love them but to go as far away from them as possible. Some people simply are not saved but ones who know God is and rejects him, to me this is the unpardonable sin. They have made their choice. I believe heaven has degrees of blessings as hell does damnation's, what do you think of that? I love bible discussion and disagreeing does not make me mad, it just makes me go find the answer or want to learn more..
I don't believe Revelation to be past, Daniel was, and I too wonder about such things as all Job went through and if I read in the spirit and prayed in the spirit I think I would get that understanding, God lead me through my terror, prayer and pleading to learn of the rapture of the church and then I realized of course God had always brought his people through as he did Noah and Lot. The Old Testament teaches us much but I think too many people confuse it not knowing we have the New Testament and that is for a reason. God does say study to show thyself approved. I don't read a thee and thou book but most want it that way so if I quote I quote it that way. The best part of my whole life was when I had time before my children started school to study and the spirit of God pulled me more and more into the truth and knowing in my heart and soul what was the right answer. I have slacked off but now I can do no more for Mom I will use that time to be used in any direction God would have me go. I use a Zondervan Bible and we also have King James, but thees and thous will put ppl to sleep faster than anything where the Zondervan will give you different definitions for words to let you make your own conclusion and many jump like a wild man if you don't read King James-who do they think he was? I don't speak thees and thous and I will double check often but if I want a good long read I use mine. I love reading and being lead by the spirit, there is absolutely nothing like it and it makes all things in your life so much better, I couldn't put it into words.
I tried to encourage one of my brothers to study years ago and he just shook his head and said you just don't know, I can't explain it. But I did understand, I said you mean when you try to study things come to your mind that just make you think you would be better not to. He gave me this shocked look like I had read his mind and I asked him why wouldn't he think satan would try to cut you off before you even get started. We look at Christians and think they were just born that good, how fair would that be? No, everyone one has their demons to fight and when you tell him so many times to get thee behind me and sees you mean it, he will, we just need patience and being open and honest with God that these are not our thoughts and we don't want them, just ones satan brings to us until he moves on to someone who may give in.
OK, My Book. The End
You need a warning sign on this hub! While reading and eating my dinner I almost choked on this "I know he’s close with all the Bushes.
I think He’s been inside their tushes.".
Luckily I finished dinner fast because this sh*t is funny!
Bless you brother! :D
He does rule the world according to the Bible.
Jesus said: "The ruler of this world will be cast out." And he added: "The ruler of the world is coming. And he has no hold on me."—John 12:31; 14:30; 16:11.
"The whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one." And the Bible identifies him, saying: "The one called Devil and Satan . . . is misleading the entire inhabited earth."—1 John 5:19; Revelation 12:9.
So you are correct and I'm not even a particularly religious person.
Micky Dee
What if God had an alter ego we call Satan?
There is a classic SciFi movie from the 1950's called "Forbidden Planet". It has a really good point.
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Micky, that would be great.
Amen to the Golden Rule! All else falls by the way side!
Peace can only come with unconditional love, and that means loving even our enemy! The Golden Rule helps us get there! Mahalo Michael, great job on this one! Ilove you!
This is very very good and the real question is when will we all be able to give him up!!! Thanks for where does satan dwell. Peace :P)
Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah, better known as America. True, true true. Great uptake on Satan. Had to come back and read this again. I really like it.
I loved the even-handedness of your humor. At first I thought you were just bashing the right, how boring, but then I found plenty whacking the other side too. Both sides need some slapping about. Good job.
I LOVE THE POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, lol, GREAT HUB!!! GREAT RESEARCH!!! Voted-up!!!!!!
OMG! This is one amazing, fantastic and very clever hub. So much "meat" and truth, presented in a format that only my precious Micky can do! I wish I had even a tiny little bit of your talent. The videos are priceless. I laughed so much, I forgot to eat my lunch. I am forwarding your video of the preacher on to dozens of friends - it is hilarious. I have no feelings for any of those phony preachers. I think it's just all about money...I honestly do.
Well, you have made my day Micky. I wish I could spend just one day, picking your brain and taking notes. I hope you realize what a great teacher you are.
I am sending you a rainbow with a pot of love instead of gold. Love is forever...gold is temporary. Blessings.












































msorensson Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago
Wow!! I am overwhelmed..I did not watch the videos yet, Micky but I will later.